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Saturday, 2 November 2013

funny poem

poem

it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye

it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry

it's funny how forever never seems to last

it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past

it's funny how 'friends' can just leave when you are down

it's funny how when you need someone they never are around

it's funny how people change and think they're so much better

it's funny how many lies are packed into one 'love letter'

it's funny how one word can contain so much regret

it's funny how you can forgive but not forget

it's funny how ironic life turns out to be

but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me

It's funny that you lie to me

It's funny that you want to change who I will be


It's funny that I go along with it

Even though it makes me feel weird

It's funny how you're perfect

and how I thought you were worth it



It's funny how you said that I am suicidal

But look at you, you're no idol

it's funny how it's always your way

It's funny that I never get a say

and it's really funny that I called you friend

But where were you at the end? 

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Mary Had a Little Pet by Judith Natelli McLaughlin

  
  
 Mary Had a Little Pet 

 by Judith Natelli McLaughlin 

 
 
 Mary had a little pet.
Its fur was black as night.
It followed her to school one day,
Which gave the kids a fright.It made the teachers shout and scream,
It gave them such a scare.
For Mary didn’t have a lamb—
She had a grizzly bear.

Thursday, 25 July 2013

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Saturday, 20 July 2013


DARREN SARDELLI'S NEW POEMS
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue,
please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother Hubbard
and now she is sick.
You put out the fire
on Jack’s candle stick.
Your sneeze is the reason
why Humpty fell down.
You drenched Yankee Doodle
when he came to town.
The blind mice are angry!
The sheep are upset!
From now on use tissues
so no one gets wet!